(Ravenac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
RAVENAC:   Bill Cowher.
YARONE McMAHON: Bill Cowher.
(Ravenac rips the envelope open and removes the card)
RAVENAC (reading): What did Peduto do when he realized he couldn’t beat me?

(Ravenac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
RAVENAC:   Linguini, Bob Marley and Dom.
YARONE McMAHON: Linguini, Bob Marley and Dom.
(Ravenac rips the envelope open and removes the card)
RAVENAC (reading): Name a pasta, a rasta and a Costa.

(Ravenac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
RAVENAC:   Hines Ward.
YARONE McMAHON: Hines Ward.
RAVENAC: That's what I said.
YARONE McMAHON: Correct, sir! Hines Ward!
RAVENAC: May a toothless yak gum your grandmother's pierogies.
YARONE McMAHON: (laughs)
RAVENAC: Hines Ward.
(Ravenac rips the envelope open and removes the card)
RAVENAC (reading): What part of the hospital do they keep the sick ketchup?

(Ravenac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
RAVENAC:   Big Ben, Big Ben and Foghorn Leghorn.
YARONE McMAHON: Big Ben, Big Ben and Foghorn Leghorn.
(Ravenac rips the envelope open and removes the card)
RAVENAC (reading): Name a jock, a clock and a cock.

YARONE McMAHON: Hi-yoooooooooooooooooooo!

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