So the Pittsburgh Catholic Diocese installed the new bishop today finally, but boy was I upset!

The Diocese told me they'd install the bishop between 9:00 AM and 1:00 PM, but they didn't show up until around 2:00 PM to do the installation! I had to miss work…it tied up my whole day…so inconsiderate! I don't understand why they can't give you a definite time for the installation. 

Have you seen the spots airing on WTAE of seemingly everyday people giving testimonials of how WTAE is Pittsburgh's best TV station for news? I immediately noticed that one of the people speaking to the greatness of the ol' Channel 4 was the Super Fan that I have written about before. “OK, that's a no-brainer,” I thought to myself. He is the Super Fan, after all.

But I began to wonder, “Who are these other people and why should I give a rat's ass what they think about WTAE's news?”

So I tried taking note of the names of these other people featured in the commercials, and I finally caught the name of one Ziggy Murin. Easy to remember as one doesn't encounter many people named Ziggy. Based on my extensive Googling, it appears that Mr. Murin is a hair stylist in Pittsburgh. Oh, and he also did this: Link.

OK, a guy who traded the tuft of hair above his ass crack for a rocking tattoo. That's all I need! I'm convinced! We're still having fun, and Channel 4's still the one, Jack!

So I've been getting on myself for having what I consider to be a horrendous month of blogging. I just didn't have my A game this month. I'm not going to apologize because bloggers who apologize for not blogging are idiots, as if your life has been a living hell without my observations on Sally Wiggin.

Having said all that, I was shocked when I checked the T&A stats tonight and saw we got a ton of traffic today. What could it be? More unicyclists? Angry Rachael Ray fans? Unfortunately not.

It turns out that Michael Evans, an actor best known for his long-running role as Col. Douglas Austin on the CBS soap opera "The Young and the Restless," died. And it turns out that the actor who portrayed Lionel on "The Jeffersons" was also named Michael Evans. So people searching for info on the Young and the Restless dude landed here.

That's some funny shit.

Working eleven hour days is cramping my blogging style, and it's starting to really piss me off, Jack! I'm getting tired of this shit.

If you have heard this song before, you are cool in my book. If not, well…

The hand on the hip did it for me.