It's hard to believe, but the 3rd annual National Toupee Forgiveness Day is quickly approaching, being celebrated this year on November 26. For those of you unfamiliar, National Toupee Forgiveness Day was started by T&A in 2005 to give longtime toupee wearers the opportunity to get out from under their hairpieces with dignity. You can read the entire background on this special day here, but what follows is all you really need to know.

The Tenets of National Toupee Forgiveness Day:

  1. Long suffering toupee wearers who have yearned to cease wearing a toupee but have not for fear of embarrassment shall stop wearing their toupees on National Toupee Forgiveness Day.
  2. A habitual toupee wearing person’s failure to wear his toupee on National Toupee Forgiveness Day shall and will be interpreted as his tacit acceptance to participate in and enjoy all benefits of National Toupee Forgiveness Day.
  3. The non-toupee wearing general public shall promise not to acknowledge in any manner or form that a former toupee wearing person has suddenly stopped wearing his toupee on National Toupee Forgiveness Day. No references to a participant’s appearance, past or present, shall be made either in the form of compliment or ridicule.
  4. All parties involved agree to never mention or acknowledge a participant’s former toupee wearing habits into perpetuity.
  5. Going forward, National Toupee Forgiveness Day shall be observed annually on the Monday following Thanksgiving.

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I have a feeling 2007 is going to be the year that this bitch catches on. I'm calling on all members of the print, television and news media to help promote this worthwhile cause this year.

If you, dear member of the vast T&A readership, would like to help your fellow man by spreading the word about National Toupee Forgiveness Day, print the flyer that can be downloaded here (PDF, 228kb) and post it at your workplace lunch room or above the urinals at your favorite watering hole.

Together, we can change this world for the better, one toupee at a time.

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4 Responses to “National Toupee Forgiveness Day 2007”
  1. Woy says:

    This holiday always comes around so fast…

  2. Bob says:

    Woy — so does hair loss.

    One day, you’ve got a full head of hair, and the next day you’re riding an elevator in a Philadelphia hotel when you look in the mirror and realize that the guy looking back at you is going bald.

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