It's been a while since we've I've added anything new to the T&A Shop. I like to keep the designs fresh even though no one buys anything. Anyway, we're I'm pleased to present the following new designs now available on various garments and other high-quality items.

THE AUDACITY OF HOPE

You're all familiar with the Communist propaganda-inspired posters of the Communist-inspired presidential candidate, Barack America…I mean, Obama. Barack Obama. Since those posters are pretty snazzy, I thought it only fitting to create one bearing the visage of the only Hope we really have. And really, a dead comedian has as much experience as Barack Obama, but I digress.

You had me at "How yinz doin'?"

Everyone remembers that classic line from the movie Jerry Maguire, "You had me at 'hello.'" You remember the scene. It's the one in which Tom Cruise overacts, clenches his teeth, flexes his jaw muscles, dramatically looks around, runs his hands through his hair…oh wait, that's every scene Tom Cruise has ever been in. Silly me. Regardless, here's a design inspired by that movie. Show your special yinzer man just how special he is to you by wearing this shirt. 

Flatulance

Are you prone to episodes of expelling gas yet you are courteous enough to want to warn cars in front of you that you're behind them and just might fart? Well if you are, this shirt is for you!

[You have no idea how hard it was taking the high road on this one.]

In a tragic case of life imitating art, LeRoi Moore, saxophonist for the Dave Matthews Band, has died from complications stemming from an all-terrain vehicle accident. Personally, I liked him better the first time around…you know, when he was Branford Marsalis.

Tunesmith and Anthony would like to congratulate Olympian Michael Phelps on winning his record-breaking 8th gold medal. Well done!